Don't you feel stimulated

So, Mr. Obama has come up with a plan.  A plan that will save the world and your marriage. What? Are you saying that I am being sarcastic...Well, I am.  This stimulus plan is ridiculous.  I mean, here we are with an 800 billion dollar bill that we have to pay.  a bill for a repair that we don't know will actually fix the problem.  God help us all.  God I do pray that this miraculous bill does work... Now there is some pork in this barrel. Well, this barrel is full of pork. Little pieces of pork, big pieces of pork. All sorts of pork.  Go and look at all that pork that we are paying for...Too bad we can't eat it.  Hopefully it will come to benefit our economy when it eats it. If the economy gets to feel the effects.  Oh wel, God please help us.